Ass-Kicking Ninjas » Ninja News http://www.asskickingninjas.com Because We're Ninjas... That's Why! Fri, 06 Jan 2012 20:53:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 False Advertising! http://www.asskickingninjas.com/2010/04/ninja-news/false-advertising/ http://www.asskickingninjas.com/2010/04/ninja-news/false-advertising/#comments Sat, 24 Apr 2010 17:35:51 +0000 fox http://www.asskickingninjas.com/?p=246 I am incensed!  I followed the instructions here, and made myself a ton of new shuriken for a tiny percentage of their normal cost.  But when I went out on my next assignment, the damn things nearly got me killed!  Turns out steel is a much better material for ninja stars than origami paper.

]]> http://www.asskickingninjas.com/2010/04/ninja-news/false-advertising/feed/ 0 Ninja Parade Marches Through Town Unseen http://www.asskickingninjas.com/2009/06/video/ninja-parade-marches-through-town-unseen/ http://www.asskickingninjas.com/2009/06/video/ninja-parade-marches-through-town-unseen/#comments Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:52:31 +0000 fox http://www.asskickingninjas.com/?p=161 The INU stages its annual march in Modesto, California. Modesto boasts a population of 210,000, of which at least 1000 are estimated to be ninja.

]]> http://www.asskickingninjas.com/2009/06/video/ninja-parade-marches-through-town-unseen/feed/ 0 Spring is Here. Celebrate with a Song! http://www.asskickingninjas.com/2009/04/uncategorized/spring-is-here-celebrate-with-a-song/ http://www.asskickingninjas.com/2009/04/uncategorized/spring-is-here-celebrate-with-a-song/#comments Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:47:33 +0000 fox http://www.asskickingninjas.com/?p=148 A song for ninja to fall in love to. Or kill to. It’s all the same to ninja.

Death by Ninja (A Love Song)

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