College Humor provides this frightening documentary on the confusion many young ninja face as they reach sexual maturity.

Actually, wearing a headband that reads, “Ninja”, breaks a lot of the rules we have about concealment, secrecy, etc.

I cannot tell you how excited I, and everyone I’ve talked to in the INU, are about this movie.  I have read many reviews, but as none of them were written by actual ninja, they had no merit.  One reviewer even claimed that the film would only interest someone who wanted to see a CGI throwing star cut a man in half.  First of all, I think they underestimate the power of a good throwing star  disembowelment scene.  But also, one must study ninjitsu for many years before one is qualified to pass judgment on a film of this magnitude.  Therefore, I will post a full review after I see the film tomorrow night.   And here, in case you haven’t seen it yet, is the movie trailer (sort of):

The INU stages its annual march in Modesto, California. Modesto boasts a population of 210,000, of which at least 1000 are estimated to be ninja.

The kid’s got the right idea…