Revenge of the Ninja

In under 6 minutes!

Gay Rights for Ninja?

College Humor provides this frightening documentary on the confusion many young ninja face as they reach sexual maturity.

“I’m a ninja, too!”

Actually, wearing a headband that reads, “Ninja”, breaks a lot of the rules we have about concealment, secrecy, etc.




Ninja Assassin (+Lego)

 

 

I cannot tell you how excited I, and everyone I’ve talked to in the INU, are about this movie.¬† I have read many reviews, but as none of them were written by actual ninja, they had no merit.¬† One reviewer even claimed that the film would only interest someone who wanted to see a CGI throwing star cut a man in half.¬† First of all, I think they underestimate the power of a good throwing star¬† disembowelment scene.¬† But also, one must study ninjitsu for many years before one is qualified to pass judgment on a film of this magnitude.¬† Therefore, I will post a full review after I see the film tomorrow night.¬†¬† And here, in case you haven’t seen it yet, is the movie trailer (sort of):

Ninja Parade Marches Through Town Unseen

The INU stages its annual march in Modesto, California. Modesto boasts a population of 210,000, of which at least 1000 are estimated to be ninja.