False Advertising!

I am incensed!  I followed the instructions here, and made myself a ton of new shuriken for a tiny percentage of their normal cost.  But when I went out on my next assignment, the damn things nearly got me killed!  Turns out steel is a much better material for ninja stars than origami paper.

Karate lessons will not help him…


…if the ninjas involved were INU members.

A ninja pekinese?


I’ve checked the rolls, and I’m sure he’s not a member.

I don’t think he’s a real ninja

…but well-played, regardless.

Gay Rights for Ninja?

College Humor provides this frightening documentary on the confusion many young ninja face as they reach sexual maturity.