Whether people need killing or curing, Dr. McNinja is up to the task. And whether he’s taking on that evil clown Ronald McDonald, or getting rad on his sweet new bike, you’ll laugh your ninja ass off.

The INU stages its annual march in Modesto, California. Modesto boasts a population of 210,000, of which at least 1000 are estimated to be ninja.

Here at AssKickingNinjas.com, we don’t aim to be a Ninjitsu instructional site. We are more a site for professional practitioners to get together and use our power as a group (odd for a solo and stealthful career, I know) to get ourselves things that normal people can expect in their work, like improved workplace conditions, healthcare, and maybe a 401k. But every once in a while we’ll write an article or post a link to information on a specific ninja technique that might be helpful to today’s working ninja. For instance, today I am posting a link to the very useful Ninjitsu Thumb Choke. For those of you who don’t know, this is a choke. Done with the thumbs. By a ninja.

Please note the warning at the bottom of the article:

“Practice the thumb joke with an experienced ninjitsu instructor since the choke can be dangerous.”

I should bloody well hope it’s bloody dangerous! It’s a damn ninja thumb choke! Should it be therapeutic? No! It should pop someone’s bloody head off so a gout of blood sprays into the air and covers the ninja’s escape!

Anyway, without further ado, the Ninjitsu Thumb Choke.

A song for ninja to fall in love to. Or kill to. It’s all the same to ninja.

Death by Ninja (A Love Song)

Yep. A ninja turtle.